Ariana Grande’s Out Here Trying to Set Up Her BFF With A$AP Rocky After His Sex Tape Leaked

• A$AP Rocky’s alleged sex tape just hit the internet, and everyone’s fully mocking his “stroke game.”
• Er, except Ariana Grande, who’s out here trying to set up her best friend with him.

Yesterday, while everyone was minding their business trying to get into the holiday spirit, an alleged A$AP Rocky sex tape surfaced online. And look, I have not watched said tape, but apparently, some people were unimpressed by Rocky’s performance and he’s being trolled on Twitter. Behold, a sampling of people discussing his “stroke game”:

Like, it got to the point where Rocky dropped an all-caps tweet saying, “MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY. AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE P*SSY. A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER F*CKED HIM RATE HIM.”

Truly, I have no words, so I’m just gonna move right along to the part where Ariana Grande comes into play. Ari, after seeing this blessed tweet hit her timeline, decided to troll her close friend Courtney Chipolone by suggesting Rocky contact her. Direct quote: “my friend courtney says it looks just fine ! (@CourtneyChipolone on ig).” Oh, and she also tweeted, “merry christmas courtney.”

While Rocky hasn’t responded to this...whole thing...Courtney hit Instagram Stories and @ed Ariana, simply musing, “my guy.”

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